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GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

JULY 5, 1996

Dykes To Watch Out For

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humor

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OUR

UR STEADFAST CULTURAL WORKERS ARE ENGAGED

IN A RATHER GRIM STAFF MEETING...

ARE YOU SERIOUS

BOOKS

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IF YOU RAISE OUR DEDUCTIBLE TO A THOUSAND DOLLARS, WE MIGHT AS WELL NOT EVEN HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE!

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I KNOW. IT MAKES ME SICK. I FEEL A MORAL OBLIGATION TO INSURE MY EMPLOYEES, BUT THE FACT IS, WE'RE NOT DOING VERY WELL I HAVE TO CUT EXPENSES AND, THIS IS THE ONLY THING LEFT TO CUT.

IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF BUNNS AND NOODLE, ISN'T IT? WE'RE LOSING SALES TO THAT BIG *&#@ SUPERSTORE

IT'S NOT JUST THAT THE INDUSTRY IS CHANGING. THE WHOLE CULTURE IS CHANGING. IM JUST TRYING TO KEEP UP.

JEZ, 1 JUST WANT TO SAY ONE WORD TO YOU. JUST ONE WORD.

ARE YOU LISTENING? SILICONE.

1996 BY ALISON BECHDEL

LATER...

WANNA COME OVER FOR DINNER?

IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO SPRING ANY FLESH-

EATING ACADEMICS ON ME. I COULDN'T HANDLE SYDNEY TONIGHT.

HEYASSHOLE! DIDN'T THAT LEXUS COME WITH A TURN SIGNAL?!

HE'S ON HIS @$&! CAR LATER STILL...

PHONE. PROBABLY TELLING HIS BROKER TO BUY MORE BUNNS AND NOODLE STOCK, THE SLEEK BASTARD. I BET HE'S GOT HEALTH INSURANCE UP THE

BEEEP!

WAZOO!

SLAM

SIGH!

SPARROW?

LOIS!

BUNNS AND NOODLE MIGHT CARRY LESBIAN EROTICA, BUT THEY DON'T SELL THE HARDWARE.

ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T! YOU PUT SOME MUMBERS TOGETHER FOR ME. BUT IN THE MEANTIME, OUR DEDUCTIBLE GOES UP.

I AM SO WIPED. I HAD TO LAY OFF SOMEONE ELSE TODAY, AND OUR FOOD BUDGET IS DOWN TO ZERO. WE'VE GOT EIGHT WOMEN AND ELEVEN KIDS LIVING ON PANCAKE) AND GOVERNMENT SURPLUS CHEESE.

THERE'S A GREAT

FUTURE IN SEX TOYS. THINK ABOUT IT. WILL

YOU THINK ABOUT IT?

I'M RUNNING A BATTERED WOMEN'S SHELTER ON A SHOESTRING, AND MCDONALD'S GETS HALF-A-MILLION BUCKS OF TAXPAYERS' MONEY TO ADVERTISE CHICKEN MCNUGGETS IN TURKEY! IT MAKES ME SICK!

So HOW ARS

YOU TWO?

UH...

NOT QUITE AS BAD AS WE THOUGHT.

ACTUALLY, WE'D BE SICK TOO, BUT WE CAN'T AFFORD IT.

QUEENS

FLOP

THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL LIFE OF ETHAN GREEN

STALL STORY

SO YOU'RE CAUSING A LITTLE BLINDNESS IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM WHEN YOU ARE INTERRUPTED BY THE SUDDEN OCCUPANCY OF A NEIGHBORING STALL..

WHILE YOU WAIT, YOUR EYES DRIFT UP AND SET TLE ON ONE OF THE PANELS IN THE CEALING...

SUPP BEAM

By Eric ORner. PRESENTLY YOU'VE CONVINCED YOURSELF THAT BEHIND IT SITS EXTENSIVE SECURITY-CAMERA MONITORING EQUIPMENT, and THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, is VIEWING THIS ENTIRE, DELICATE MATTER.

MAYBE ITS SOME RIGHT-WING CADAVER OR OTHER, WHO REPRESENTS A MISGUIDED PIE&MONT STATE

IS IT THE NEGROES, JESSE?

iN CONGRESS...

I TOLE YA STROM,

IT'S THE FAGGOTS.

COAT HOOK

SOMEONE'S EYE

GUL

FAHK

SQVEEN

...OR MAYBE IT'S THAT HOT, REDHEADED, TRASHY-erhaps HE'D BE WILLING TO HELP YOU FINISH LOOKING BUILDING-OPS GUY YOU PASSED ON

YOUR WAY INSide...

MIDDLE

SOMETH

HERE

OH, SAY,

THE JOB...

HEY THERE!GOSH IT'S SIMPLY TERRIBLE OF ME TO JUST BARGE UNDER LIKE THIS, BUT, I WAS WONDERING: GOT ANY THICK MAGIC MARKERS P

HOWZABOUT

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PRESENTS

With

PLAYING WITH FIRE:

3 RED-HOT PLAYS ABOUT WOMEN "RUNNING FROM "THE NAMES OF THE RED GIRL

is a dance-illustrated dialogue between a woman and her guru, Dr. Yin Yang about her constant anger.

"

THE BEAST".

Convinced that her, writer's block is permanent, Alicia asks her friends to help her. ritually burn all of her writing.

"AT THE ROOT"

...

is the story of a mother who is asked for an unusual sacrifice to save her child, her tongue.

WRITTEN BY

LINDA EISENSTEIN AMANDA SHAFFER

JULY 5-27,1996

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